lessons.

• never turn down a blind date.

1. it could actually work out

2. it's a good opportunity to practice your social skills

3. if it's awful there will probably be a good story or at least a new candidate for the worst date ever. 

• pray the most when you think you need it the least

• discover what kind of worker you are. if you don't preform well under pressure and don't produce a good product through procrastination, waiting to write a paper 4 hours before it's due is very stupid

• do not judge unless you're perfect, therefore, don't judge because you're not perfect 

• don't leave chocolate in the sun. DUH

• never have important conversations when you're tired, hungry, or on your period...or all three; you're just setting yourself up for a good time. 

• realize when people are being sarcastic, and when they are not. 

• don't be mean, unless they deserve it, and even then watch yourself.

• it's better to suck it up and catch your dog's vomit then to be a pansy and let it go all over your bed. it's easier to wash your hand than your bedspread. 

• get the most painful jobs done first

• you will only get lost in the shuffle if you allow yourself to. 

• always check the weather forecast. 

• the best way to deal with your secrets is to tell them to your dog. 

• daytime tv is 9 times/10 a waste of electricity unless the Harry Potter marathon is on.