t-meetings.

There are 4 different kinds of testimony meetings:

• first, is the one where there is a living creature inside you either causing a ruckus in your stomach, making your heart rate increase to the speed if sound, or other side effects of the Spirit telling you that the time has come again for you to bear your testimony.
• second, is the one where your fast is more about hunger than humility leaving you too hungry to even care what is going on and thereby are ultra sensitive to the baby crying or the unfortunate person with the seasonal allergies.
• third, is the one where you go in and out of paying attention and then...an individual that for whatever reason, makes you hold your breath and cringe slightly as you sit uncomfortably through their over emotional, over personal, occasionally sacrilegious ten minute monologue.
• fourth, is the one that leaves you truly touched by the spirit. Somehow you've lucked out and there are good stories, jokes, anything that keeps you continuously engaged.  These are the occasions that remind you of how amazing the gospel is.