Saturday, May 3, 2014

doughy.

Currently I am sitting in the locker room recuperating from the not so hard workout that proved to be extremely arduous. Not only did I barely last 40 minutes, but retreated to a yoga mat where I found solace in the recumbent position for at least 10 minutes. No amount of pump up songs could keep me moving today. Better luck on Monday, as I will hit the gym again and attempt to begin melting off the fat that has accumulated since the beginning of fall semester.

Also...
1. it is NOT okay to call people fat unless they are twig skinny
2. it is NOT okay to express your desire to lose weight unless you actually have to lose a significant amount of weight and/or are with people who are skinnier than you.
3. it is a daily struggle explaining to people why I currently have no muscle..."aren't you a gymnast"...yes, but I did JUST HAVE SURGERY...yeah, that still seems to confuse some dimwitted individuals.
4. Your parents may comment that you should probably be a "little more" (way more) careful about what you eat, but they still feel the need to buy powdered donuts and make lemon meringue pie. Real swell.

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